Yongguk stans: Omg he's such a perfect role model i love him so much. Yongguk do you even know how lovely you are. HIS GUMMY SMILE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
Himchan stans: DAMN. HIMCHAN. NO. STOP. /feels the onraging secondhand embarrassment of his dorkiness/
AW You're so pretty! YOU'RE SO HANDSOME YOU'RE SO PERFECT YOU'RE SO TALENTED
Daehyun stans: DUDE SHUT UP. He never stops. DAEHYUN STOP IT. STOP IT THIS INSTANT. NO YOU LITTLE SHIT. JUST NO. /fights the urge to slam a car door in his face/
BABSJSOANLA HIS VOICE IS SO PERFECT. NO I DONT STAN HIM HE'S A BUTT.
Youngjae stans: HE'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIEEEEE. OH-- You little motherfluffer you. HOLY SHIT HE JUST DID ANOTHER BODY WAVE. Youngjae please. YOUNGJAE NO. /cries bc of the fluff/ He's so sassy. FLUFFYYYYYYY
Jongup stans: DAMN SON. UNNNFFFFF JONGUP. DEM THIGHS AND CHEETOS OMFG. /nosebleeds/ AWWWW HE'S SUCH AN ANGEL AWWWWWW. His smile is so adorable AWWWWWWWWWW. JONGUP'S HIP THRUST FFFUUUU- HE JUST SANG A HIGH NOTE. SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR. THAT BREAK DANCE FUCK. I just dont know whats going through his mind sometimes....
Zelo stans: JUNHONG. WHY. Oh you little cutie patootie. HIS LEGS ARE ENDLESS. HIS LEGS ARE GLORIOUS. ZELO'S SO PERFECT. He's a grown young man now /sobs/ DAAAYUUUUMMMMM. GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT FLIP. DID YOU. /hyperventilates/ ZELOOOOOOA SJSKDBSIHSDDAIABXOABO